IC: CONTACT

[findpeace]

Yo, you've reached Uzumaki Naruto,
Sorry ya missed me but I had to go!
Leave a message at the beep,
To let me know where to meet.
Your concerns are extremely precious,
So let Naruto handle your stresses.
I'm here to save the day.
Then you will want to say
That I'm the best around,
Will never let you down
Because that is my ninja way.
And now that I am here to stay,
Just look for the orange glow!
Hell yeah, dattebayo!

Comments

1/... a few.

[vindicavi]

[ It was supposed to be simple. Just a message to issue a challenge to the blond.

But what the fuck...?! Yeah, hanging up after the first three lines. ]

2...

[vindicavi]

[ No, he needs to do this, because all he's finding are more reasons to want to beat the hell out of Naruto... so calling back.

..................... "let Naruto handle your stresses"?

This is like a horrible trainwreck.

Yeah, he can't get through this. Have another hang-up click. ]

3...

[vindicavi]

[ Okay, he's going to force himself to sit through it this time...

Or he'll set the Cerevice down, walk away while the message plays, and forget to come back in time.

There's a lot of nothing here with some muffled sound in the background until the recording times out. ]

4...

[vindicavi]

[ TRYING THIS AGAIN.

Trying so hard not to laugh at this. Or facepalm. Or do anything other than sy what he needs to a--

And now he's choking on the drink he'd grabbed when he'd wandered off the last time because he's trying not to snicker at this and failing.

Another hasty hang-up click. ]

5

[vindicavi]

[ Alright, he's getting through this even if it kills him.

It's just... so hard to do because wow he is having a hard time taking this seriously when he needs to because this is important. Okay, finally, it's over. Really, you need a new message that isn't... this.

Sasuke does not appreciate rap. ]

...That was terrible, and you owe me for making me listen to it.

[ Many, many times. ]

6 done ; text

[vindicavi]

[ DAMMIT! There was a reason he'd bothered to contact him in the first place, and that stupid rap had distracted him enough that he forgot to say what it was.

This time, though, he's gotten smarter. No voice, no video, just text. It's easier that way. ]

Sakura said something to me that I need an answer to. And the next time I see you, I'm punching you in the face because you deserve it.

[ For possibly making him lose an arm. For leaving. For coming back. For a lot of things he doesn't know about yet. For anything and everything because it'll make him feel a little better. Not a lot, but a little. ]