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IC: CONTACT
Yo, you've reached Uzumaki Naruto,
Sorry ya missed me but I had to go!
Leave a message at the beep,
To let me know where to meet.
Your concerns are extremely precious,
So let Naruto handle your stresses.
I'm here to save the day.
Then you will want to say
That I'm the best around,
Will never let you down
Because that is my ninja way.
And now that I am here to stay,
Just look for the orange glow!
Hell yeah, dattebayo!
4...
Trying so hard not to laugh at this. Or facepalm. Or do anything other than sy what he needs to a--
And now he's choking on the drink he'd grabbed when he'd wandered off the last time because he's trying not to snicker at this and failing.
Another hasty hang-up click. ]